Mostly whimsical reflections on life
So much news. So little time.
Forget the bouncy house, pool party and cosmic bowling. Think lovable little puppies who are willing to give love for treats. This a therapy session for the most jaded kid or overindulged adult. The worst that can happen is a little piddle on your lap. The best thing that can happen is a lifetime soulmate you take home.
Party idea solved.
It’s time again for the national puppetry festival, where you can learn what it takes to become Big Bird.
Puppeteers are ridiculed, but they are true merchants of mirth. To project an alternative personality through string to a chunk of sculpted wood takes something special – humble chutzpah.
I am surrounded by puppet vilifiers, but I am attracted to those blockheads and styrofoam monsters. How can you hate Mister Moose, Lamb Chop or Elmo? Who wouldn’t be willing to plant a smooch on Kermit?
Turns out, all eyes aren’t the same. In addition to color, location on the head and size of eyelid, the pupil is a clear marker of where the fits into Darwin’s kingdom. Predators have pupils shaped liked slits that give them a hair-trigger perspective on prey. Prey often has horizontal pupils that give them a panorama view of the world scheming to eat them.
Why do we really care? When we see Jurassic World, we now will expect to see out-of-control dinosuars will the right kind of eyes, not just eyes designed to look menacing.
The Oregonian’s George Rede gave us a sensitive portrayal of a woman who isn’t so sure that hard work pays off in the end. Reimer took her divorce settlement at age 27 with two children and bought the Humdinger along Barbour Boulevard. She poured her heart and soul into the diner and turned it into a tidy little business.
But as competition in the fast food space grew and Reimer remained old school, she was lost in a trail of tater tots.
Rede’s touching story evoked questions about whether hard work alone can be trusted to achieve success. Commenters on Rede’s story rebuked Reimer for failing to exercise business sense to modernize, trim her menu and compete. A few saw in her a cautionary tale of the dissipating American Dream.
The weekend, front-page piece left readers with a sense of unease. It also spurred a lot of readers to hop in their cars and drive over to the Humdinger. In a midweek followup, Rede quoted Reimer said he business bumped up 300 percent after the original story appeared. One day, her tips topped $400.
One woman who returned to the Humdinger recalled how as a young girl Reimer pulled her aside and encouraged her to follow a straighter path. The girl followed her advice and told Rede that the girls she was with that day all dropped out of school. Now the woman who as girl Reimer took into arms and gave loving advice plans to help Reimer meet the challenges of advancing age.
Stories like that can compete with a puppy party for pure, unmitigated pleasure.