Gary Conkling Life Notes

Mostly whimsical reflections on life

Monthly Archives: November, 2014

The Rocket Scientist Quarterback

Who said football isn’t rocket science? MIT quarterback Peter Williams has led the Engineers to a perfect season and a first-round Division III playoff win. Williams, who graduated from Lincoln … Continue reading

November 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

A Day for Relaxed, Serious Reflection

Thanksgiving is an annual ritual celebrating family. It is a symbol of a land of bounty. It also should be a day of relaxed, but serious reflection. While many families … Continue reading

November 27, 2014 · Leave a comment

Another Modest Proposal

News Report: Emperor Obama, frustrated with Congress and feeling his imperial oats, decides to reissue the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing slaves and granting amnesty to all past, present and future illegal immigrants. Infuriated … Continue reading

November 26, 2014 · Leave a comment

A Picture of Political Virtue

Abraham Lincoln is revered for the outcome of his life work, but not always recognized for the string of personal decisions that led him to his perilous presidency. Through time, … Continue reading

November 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

Dark Money and Lauren Hill

As “dark money” haunts American politics, it is reassuring that many Americans can see beyond their own self-interest. The GOP made major gains in the just completed election as only … Continue reading

November 14, 2014 · 1 Comment

The Irresistible Howard Dicus

Howard Dicus is a walrus-shaped man with dubious sartorial style and a penchant for using Legos and hand-drawn pictures to illustrate stories about financial issues. Somehow he is irresistible. Dicus … Continue reading

November 13, 2014 · Leave a comment

Islands: A World Apart

No man is an island, but when you are on an island, especially one in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, it can seem like a world apart. When you … Continue reading

November 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

Friday Night Frights

The Friday night lights of high school football animate many people’s lives. However, too many Friday nights in Oregon’s 6A high school championships end up as Friday Night Frights for … Continue reading

November 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

Keeping Portland Beard

Men can’t resist the urge to compete – in war, sports, love and facial hair. Historically, beards stood for tribe, class, ferocity and virility. Nowadays, beards are more often symbols of … Continue reading

November 10, 2014 · Leave a comment

Creeping into Unfunny Territory

Actor Rob Lowe, it turns out, can be creepy and even creepier, as he proves on a currently running ad for DirecTV that an advocacy wants pulled. He is just creepy … Continue reading

November 6, 2014 · Leave a comment

One Hell of a Summer

How do you convert a summer almost 90 years ago into an addictive non-fiction book? Bill Bryson, in One Summer, did it with a compendium of fascinating historical details, introspective … Continue reading

November 5, 2014 · Leave a comment

A Good Day on the Beach

People on beaches do interesting things. They cackle, fall asleep without sunscreen and float on an armada of objects that resemble anything from lids on coolers to sleek versions of … Continue reading

November 4, 2014 · Leave a comment